Almost all of what I know about the new Hunger Games movie is from the 30-second TV commercial, having not read the books or even about them. I'm guessing it's some sort of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Running Man meets that middle school required reading short story The Lottery kinda thing, with a bit of Lord of the Flies thrown in?
All I really know is it's apparently set to make a crapload of moolah.
So, I have decided I'm going to go ahead and start writing Hunger Games 2: Thirst Games.
It'll be about members of a fraternity who are forced to play Beer Pong and Quarters... umm... TO THE DEATH!
Okay so it still needs some work.
