Friday, May 16, 2014

Another new article

From my entirely too infrequent blog...

The firm of Rosencrantz, Guildenstern and Crist, a-phoneys at law. (via

“I couldn’t be consistent with myself and my core beliefs, and stay with a party that was so unfriendly toward the African-American president, I’ll just go there. I was a Republican, and I saw the activists and what they were doing; it was intolerable…

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

A PSA you'll never see

Two guys in a high school parking lot.

Guy #1: "Dude... you don't want to get a Chevy Volt, that car's kinda gay."

Girl off to the side: "Guys! It's really lame to use the word gay to refer to something you don't think is cool! It hurts."

Guy #2: "Really? Because it seems to me like the people fighting the redefining of the word 'gay' are the same ones that changed its meaning in our parents' generation. Actually, come to think of it you just used 'lame' and 'cool', both of which are slang that have evolved through common usage. That's how English works."

Girl off to the side: "Gay kids are subject to ridicule and abuse and violence all over. It has to stop!"

Guy #1: "See now it's weird that you'd use that adjective. Kids of any kind shouldn't be abused and hurt... why do we need a classification more than that?"

Girl off to the side: "RACIST!"