Friday, November 22, 2013

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Please select a new password. It must consist of between 17 and 19 characters, include at least one number, one capital letter, one roman numeral, a symbol, and the atomic weight of a noble gas.

It cannot contain any letter used in any of your previous 75 passwords. Not typing the letters in the same rhythm they were originally entered will cause your account to lock and your computer to release a noxious gas. Your password will expire every 20 minutes and must never be spoken of again.

Honestly, is there a real rash of ChiComm trying to break into my time entry system to illicitly enter hours on my timesheet in my name?  Errr....