"Spartan? JOHN Spartan? S***, they'll let anyone into this century!"
This set of ramblings will probably contain a little sports, a little politics, more than a few things that may induce twitching, and a lot of random rants that I think are funny and you will hopefully find at least moderately amusing...
Kammongitmoven -- the act of a pedestrian who sees the driver wave him to pass, slows down and gawks in front of the driver as if a car is a purple cow rather than shuffling out of the way.