Quick! What color is the bailiff's watchband? It could change everything!

Dear news media,

The following is a list of the 1,000 things I need to hear about the Zimmerman / Trayvon Martin trial:

1. Verdict.

Ummm, actually that's about it. Is Kate Upton going to be there for some reason? No? Okay, then yeah... the outcome.

Hugs and kisses,

Bradley