Shed a tear for hipsters....

...for they won't be able to drink this beer before it was cool.

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That's Nerdalicious: "Curious About What a 3,300 Year-Old Beer Tastes Like?"

Curious About What A 3,300-Year-Old Beer Tastes Like?
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Curious About What A 3,300-Year-Old Beer Tastes Like?
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An Act of Parliament

I dreamt I was talking to Bootsy Collins in 1969 when he was coming up (which I'm not sure he was), told him I saw him in concert in the late 1990s (which I'm not sure i did), and to take comfort in the fact that he's still relevant even today in 2014 (which I'm not sure he is).

Cuz you gotta have dreams. And class.

I think really my secret deepest goal is someday to be rich enough and connected enough that I can make donations to legislators just to get them to put random shit out there on official record.

Like, giving a state senator a thousand bucks to find a way to legitimately use "#SimpsonsDidIt !!!" from the floor.

Or tossing a congressman $10,000 to say "Mr. chair, I'd like to take a moment of personal privilege if I might. Ahem. MONKEYS!!!!!!!! Thank you."