In retrospect, maybe "1-800-HEY-BUSH" wasn't the best super-secret phone number...

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=3973925&page=1

Seems a 16 year old kid in Iceland (may have) called the private unlisted number of the White House to invite W. to come over and play reindeer games.

Hell, if Ellen can get him, I don't see why Gunther the dialin' Iceberg can't.