A reading frrom the book of Bradlediah

1 yea, verily I sayeth unto you, the DMV doth suck so. 2. Let us not
giveth unto them our health care, that they might befoul that as well.

We wish you'd fork them over

The song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" has always bothered me.

The first verse is we wish you a merry christmas.  

The 2nd verse is "now gimme some damn pudding, and hop to it!"

The 3rd verse is "Look, we're not leaving till we get some freaking pudding, got it?"

I expect if the song had kept going, the 4th verse would be something like "Make with the pudding or some reindeer will get shot."

Honestly, it's like the latest string of home security commercials. Carolers breaking in and such.

WTF Christmas edition

A, umm, heartwarming little song by John Denver about Christmas.

how cool is this?

Okay, I'm sufficiently jealous. Apparently this Chinese (news station?) explaining the Tiger Woods crash did a CGI recreation of how the wreck might have gone to illustrate the story.

The bit about her chasing him with the golf club is pretty damn solid. Heh.

slacking

So, I haven't been good about updating this. I blame Facebook. If I post stuff there, I get instant response. Here it's been... ummm... a couple of years of self-gratification. And really, who wants to watch a guy gratify himself in public?