Wednesday, December 23, 2009

We wish you'd fork them over

The song "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" has always bothered me.

The first verse is we wish you a merry christmas.  

The 2nd verse is "now gimme some damn pudding, and hop to it!"

The 3rd verse is "Look, we're not leaving till we get some freaking pudding, got it?"

I expect if the song had kept going, the 4th verse would be something like "Make with the pudding or some reindeer will get shot."

Honestly, it's like the latest string of home security commercials. Carolers breaking in and such.

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