Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Even worse joke....

Due to a paperwork error, when I took my car into be repaired the mechanic gave me a loner car.

It's pretty much the same as a regular car, except that when I park, it just sits on the other end of the parking lot away from all the other cars and sulks.


Cryptomys said...

C'mon Spartan,

Try telling us a good fart joke.

Bradley said...

I'm not even sure I know a bad one off the top of my head! Feel free to share, though.

Cryptomys said...

He clasps the crag with crooked hands;
Close to the sun in lonely lands,
Ringed with the azure world, he stands.
The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls;
He watches from his mountain walls,
And like a thunderbolt he farts.

Bradley said...

Q: How can you tell when a mosquito is farting?

A: He flies in a straight line.