Your shirts are rallying against you

I think it's a sign I'm too involved in politics.  I get lists of requests from reporters looking for sources on stories.  One came in with the title "Closet Organization".  My first thought was this was something about secret societies, smoke-filled room stuff... a look at closeted organizations.  Freemasons and all that.

It took me a minute to realize "Closet Organization" probably is a story about organizing your closet.