"Spartan? JOHN Spartan? S***, they'll let anyone into this century!"
This set of ramblings will probably contain a little sports, a little politics, more than a few things that may induce twitching, and a lot of random rants that I think are funny and you will hopefully find at least moderately amusing...
Saturday, February 14, 2015
"I like sugar syrup isn't as catchy"
If you're drinking a vanilla half-caffeine mocha caramel frappuccino with extra foam and whipped cream, don't say you "need your coffee lolz!!!!"
You clearly don't like anything resembling coffee.