Let's see...
* At some point she has to shout "YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!" That's usually right before the last push.
* I have to wear a (tear away) long-sleeved dress shirt so she can rip one sleeve off.
* For some reason I will be sent to go boil water.
* one of the nurses must be heavy-set, black, and not about to take no sass, sugar.
* we have to take as many taxicabs as possible the mile or so from here to the hospital because that's where the baby is usually born. That or in a broken elevator, with a nervous man in a dark business suit.
That pretty much covers it, right?
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